New $2,000 Motorola

by Taylor Flatt on December 21st, 2008 at 6:27 pm EDT - 265 views

Guys, are you having trouble finding something for your girlfriend or significant other?  Motorola has the answer to all your problems with their new $2,000 cell phone.  Instead of buying them chocolates and a nice sweater, you can buy them an expensively outrageous phone for only 1 small payment of 2 grand.

This phone, called The Aura, will be all the new rage.  Sure there might be phones with roughly the same quality for a tenth of the price, but who wants to buy something “cheap”?  Besides,  if you bought something cheap, you would miss out on some of these great items,

•  Chemically etched textures and patterns
•  Three tungsten-carbon-carbide-coated main gears
•  The main bearing is Swiss-made
•  Protective PVD coating and mirror polish finish, same as used on luxury watches
•  130 precision ball bearings
•  Scratch-resistant, 62-carat, grade 1 sapphire crystal display

Oh, I also forgot to mention…it even comes with a 2 megapixel camera!  What a great gift for the family!

Source: NYTimes